I have to look after my crazed little brother from today to tomorrow and I'm hating it SOOOOO MUCH! We fought for an hour straight because he wouldn't show me what he was doing on his computer and he made attempts to try and get me out of his room which didn't work because when I'm pissed off at him I can keep a straight face for ages. He said I will talk about sex if you don't leave and I said it wouldn't make me leave, so he started describing sex to me. Lately he has been interested in it because he has just had "The Talk". But I have to say, he didn't say the words right. These are some of the words he said,
try and guess what they actually mean.
I cracked up laughing which didn't help his temper. He threatened to kill me with a butter knife, a recorder and a coat hanger. His attempts were actually quite funny. I might add that he has autism in case you thought my brother was some pyshco killer. I started to get really pissed after about 45 mintues so I yelled at him and sweared saying stuff like when mum isn't home, I make the rules but he doesn't listen to the rules when mum is home so that did no good. I was going to ring my mum and tell her what was going on but my brother ran to both of the phones and grabbed them so I caouldn't use them. Then he said something like I'm his hostage and there is nothing I can do about it. I almost laughed at that. I ended up stopping thinking that when he goes away from his computer I will be able to have a look. He put a password on his computer so I can't go on there but he put a hint as well which will make it easier. He ended up about 20 mins ago coming out of his room and telling me what he was doing which I think made the last 2 hours a complete waste of my time and voice. I think I might ring one of my friends. The bad thing is that I still have to look after him till tomorrow and take him to summer school which is pathetic. The reason my mum is away is my grandma had an operation on her eye and she needs someone with her and my mum being so nice all the time offered and also made sure that no one else would do it. I'm thinking she just wanted to get away from us. My sister isn't here to help either she went to the movies with her boyfriend and is sleeping over at his place tonight so she won't be back till tomorrow night and then on Thursday she is going to Movieworld so she really doesn't want see me, my brother or my mum. Well I think I have blabbed enough about my boring life so I'm going to go check up on my Facebook page........ Ooooh I got two new friends!
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