Tuesday, December 29, 2009
The Condom Police
4:19 PM | 
Exclusively by
natural flair
Okay everybody, I'm back from my holiday on the seas, well it was only one sea but it was great. I ate so much. They just kept serving the food which I suppose was okay with me because it was delicous. I'm kinda sad I had to get off the ship because there is no food here. I loved the ports I got off at. I got off at Isle of Pines in New Caledonia and Vila, Vanuautu. The other ports were Mystery Island, Vanutatu and Lifou, New Caledonia. Swimming was like a dream come true on the Isle of Pines. I literally could've swam all day if I didn't need to eat and stuff. Vila was the best day (it was also Christmas Eve) cause I did a lot of shopping. First we went to this place called the secret garden and it had all some animals and some traditional stories from the islands. There were some funny named stories like "The pig who gave birth to a human". Yeah I'm not lying but I took pictures of the funniest ones.
Yeah I know. We all had a major laughing/crying fit after seeing those. I still reckon they're priceless humor. Well after we went here we went into the city part of Vila and had some lunch which consisted of a chicken burger, chips and the nicest punch you have ever tasted. But where we had parked our rental there was this billaboard which my sister and I though was weird. Check it out.
Yeah it's a bit weird but all their signs were spelt phonetically. We bought some movies here because they were incredibly cheap. We got Avatar and 2012 for $6.50 each and packs of up to 20+ movies for the same price. Pretty cool. All together we bought 40 movies for about $40.
After the cruise, when I got home, my family all opened up their christmas presents becuase we were away for christmas. I already knew what I was getting but it was still cool to get it. I got Ghostbusters 1&2 and a 160GB ipod classic, black. I spent most of last night putting my songs on it and converting the movies I got on there. I have 11 movies on my ipod and 10GB of music and I still have 135GB left. It's amazingly cool. Well I'm going to eat some Malteasers becuase.... because I can!! Merry Christmas and a Very Happy New Year.
