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I know I haven't posted in a while and it is because of school being long, boring and hard (hehehe). But here is something I whilst stumbling. I thought it was important enough to share so here it is. ENJOY!!

Six Funny Life Lessons

Below are 6 very funny and true life lessons to be learned that I’ve received via email. Jokes aside, the insight gained is valuable to everyone and I somehow don’t think you’ll regret reading them.
Lesson 1: Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…
“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 3
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 4
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson 5: Power of Charisma
A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

Okay I'm sorry it has taken me this long for me to post but I've been on holidays and then when I was going to post my sister decided to be sick and because i care about my sister I was worrying about this blog, not that i don't care about you.So I also spent some of my holidays doing my schoolwork and making sure that I don't have too much work to do this week or over this weekend. I know I'm a nerd but I get to slack off because of it.
So today was the first day of term 2 and there's not much to say about it. I was really tired and the weather kept changing which was annoying. I got A's on last term's English assignments and B+'s on my business exam. Again I know I'm a nerd but it will pay off... hopefully.
During our last break I was eating my nutella sandwich and one of my friends starting telling us about a game she played in junior school in German. It is a game where two people stand apart from each other and say a word aloud and every time they say the word they take a step forward towards the other person. The first person to laugh, loses. Two of my friends decided to try it and it was hilarious, but no offense to them of course. One time through they decided not to look at each other so they wouldn't move and they got really close to each other but then of my friends did a little dance and it made my other friend crack up. They decided to start again, trying to be serious by putting on a straight face and looking into each other's eyes. They just needed to blink to crack up and it was soo funny watching them trying not to laugh.
I was watching the 7pm project before and they put on this video from A Current Affair and I couldn't help myself from cracking up so I thought I would show it to you because it is so funny.


Did you laugh??? Of course you did. Watch it one more time and look at the wife XD.
Because I havent posted in a while I will put 3 photos up!!!! Yes, THREE!!! Have a good week will post on the weekend. Ciao xoxo

Happy Easter and eat your long awaited for chocolate quickly before someone eats it. My brother has already eaten a whole bunny which was pretty tall. But im actually sick from chocolate and I haven't eaten that much only a about 4 of those favorites. Well here is the pics of the day (cause it is a special day!!!) and video.

I didn't write this but it was sooo funny i just had to share it. I will post my pic and video later today :).

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh (pronounced go) had many relatives. Among them were:-

His obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle - Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh
His magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh
His Italian uncle - Day Gogh
His Mexican cousin - Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother - Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach - Wellsfar Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt - Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco - Go Gogh
The bird lover uncle - Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst - E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin - Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew - Poe Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van - Winnie Bay Gogh
His mathmatical wizard half brother - Gogh Figure

About an hour ago, or two, we went down to the shops intending to buy some easter chocolate but the shops were closed so we just went to the local shops and to get some food for dinner. I got a crunchie :)
Ok so since I've gotten home I've been reading Cyanide and Happiness comics. I got bored and I drew some little comics of my own and I thought i would share them so here they are.
Sorry I can't get it bigger on the post so click on the picture to actually see it :)!!!!
Here are today's picture and video. I'm posting a cyanide and happiness comic because they are funny but I promise no more (actually i can't promise anything lol)


BTW the pyshic (female) is trying to draw the guy across from her and she has a filthy mind (like all of us lol)

Okay, yesterday I found out that 2 people had commented on one of  my posts. The first person who commented was one of my close friends and she was saying how much she liked this blog. BTW THANKS.
Well the other person was said (this is not exact because I deleted it but it is so close)

I am just a random but don't make a vlog. Nobody will want to watch your ugly face talk about the other crap on this blog. I feel sorry for your parents who spawned you into this world and also your friends who obviously are stupid. For my sake and the rest of the world can you just die and please DO NOT make a vlog.

I don't know about you but this does not sound like a random. Actually it sounds like people I know. I will not name their names because I'm not sure who did it but for goodness sakes, that is just plain rude. If you hate me so much that you have to post something up on my blog, that btw takes hours to update, then email with your name so then I can actually fight back in my honor. Well because I don't know their name I am sticking up for myself in this post. Okay for my whole life people have called me ugly but I honestly don't care, words can't hurt me so they dont. The most hurtful thing in this post is when the "random" makes quote to my friends. This person probably doesn't know me and of course they wouldn't know who my friends are but how dare you be mean to people you don't know. I will let you know that my friends are the best. Top of the world friends. Obviously you don't have any if you are wasting your time posting hate messages on my posts. For the sake of me and the rest of the world, if you really hate this blog so much, don't read it, don't even come onto the site. That's simple right.
Sorry about that to the peole who actually read my blog, I just needed to put that up there. I will brighten today up with 2 pictures and a video :)
CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO SEE IT BIGGER(lol, that's what she said)






Oh to the person to commented, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!! (no jks)